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cunninglingo - is the word on everybody's lips...

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from: cunninglingo [labia@cunninglingo.com]
date:15 May 98 - 14h:32m

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We couldn't get hold of the girls for an exclusive interview, as they were in virtual jet-pack transit ...but we managed to get some info from the back of their first record sleeve web notes, insertabsorbexpell, and a taped phone conversation ...



cunninglingo infiltrating the data flow, make it so... blood flow,
fashion flow. it's fair. it's flair. it's here. none of this and more.
than its sum of web designers, data programmers, swimming instructor, digital neuroscientist, anonymous popppunks, sex-linked recessive lethals, idle worshippers, specsavers, poet, photographers, sound designer, aluminium extruders and finishers, bubble bursters, an animator, a stewardess, a dj. now hum duran duran's, "girls on web.... girls do web" ./>
- onPlay "cunning"
Questions
1) explain why you think it desirable to maintain a healthy mix of provision between the public, voluntary and commercial sectors.....
2) why do you think provision for both mass participation , excellence and performance are important?
3 ) is the lighting and ventilation suitable?
OK, so how did you girls meet?
pom pom:
we met at a fig roll convention ...we were dancing at the convention disco and I'll never forget the tune playing when I met the girls..."wig wag bam, gonna be your man..."
it was decided then and there that it would be timely and tactical to utilise current digital technological advancements for more pleasure, more revolution and more fame.. infiltrate the data flow, mobilise our programming and design strengths, replace cyberfemme bla bla blah with the laptop lunching cunnininglinguist.... you lie we spy. spread rumours and discredit lies. it's a lot easier to start trouble than to stop it.
clitoria:
we felt the web would be an ideal place to set our mission in action, a space to media mix , mash identity and practice cunninglingo ...take back terms and words, rewrite the language... set up sex hex search engines...share recipes...
-on mouse up
set random factor 5 =
set myname=the text of member name "here"...
'Command M' at whim as: scarlet, labia, carla, genny, minge, marla, kate, christy, and clitoria. Says Harla, "cause otherwise... your name is , like on over 300 databases and all that,... for example NASA has shown too much interest in our operation (codename) OB/scene and we really do not need the distraction..." it is estimated that by the millennium there will be numerous active cunninglinguists ...an unquantifiable omnipresence...perhaps there are already many members and they, and we, just do not know it yet...their visual talent and questioning research into their own brand of bitchbiotech...a web site which is programmed to a 28 day cycle ...their ingenious plan experiment to plot all the women in London and other major cities to 'come on' at the same time...oxford street a flowing river of blood...dance fever dance the night away...".
well, all we can say is... carry on carrie!!!
we are currently accepting contributions for a web feature, "live wire clearances on the North London Line." send pics, video clips, sex scenes and, of course, recipes to labia@cunninglingo.com... and girls, remember to eat and drink to sustain OB?ject/orientation.
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cunninglingo [labia@cunninglingo.com]